Yeah, this all started real smooth…

We drove Twisted Sister, crankin' that old rock,

Windows down, feelin' wild, never gonna stop.

Decided "Screw it, let's hit Eagle Pass instead,"

Pulled up to the ATM, got down on one knee right there in the red.

Pulled out the ring, said "Baby, marry me today,"

She said yes, we laughed, then we crossed the border anyway.

I just got married, 'bout to jump on a boat!

Mexico sun, waves, and a whole lotta hope.

Then I got punched in the mouth a bunch of times,

But I beat his ass real good, yeah I beat his ass real good!

Honeymoon brawl, border town style,

Smile through the blood, still runnin' wild!

Let the recording play raw over the beat: "Dude I just got married… about to jump on a boat in Mexico… got in a fight… punched in the mouth a bunch of times… but I beat his ass real good!"

Lip all swollen, shirt got some blood on the collar,

But that fool's laid out, I made him holler.

Wife's crackin' up, sayin' "This is our honeymoon?"

Told her "Baby, best proposal at an ATM, now we own the room!"

From Twisted Sister drive to Eagle Pass lights,

One knee at the cash machine, then we took flight.

I just got married, 'bout to jump on a boat!

Mexico sun, waves, and a whole lotta hope.

Then I got punched in the mouth a bunch of times,

But I beat his ass real good, yeah I beat his ass real good!

Honeymoon brawl, border town style,

Smile through the blood, still runnin' wild!

ATM proposal, no fancy hall,

Twisted Sister to Eagle Pass, that's how we ball.

One ring, one yes, then the fists started flyin',

But I finished that dude while the whole place was cryin'.

Black eye honeymoon photos gon' be legendary,

Best damn wedding story in the whole damn cemetery!

I just got married (hell yeah!), 'bout to jump on a boat! (Vamos!)

Punched in the mouth a bunch of times (ow, shit!),

But I beat his ass real good (real good, baby!),

I beat his ass real good!

Twisted Sister to Eagle Pass… ATM yes… Mexico boat fight… never a normal day…