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KIRKOFF
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Hip-Hop/Rap
KIRKOFF was released on May 27, 2026 by Skidmark Records as a part of the album FESTIVAL OF FOOLS
album cover
Release DateMay 27, 2026
LabelSkidmark Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM103

Credits

COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Blake Osborne
Blake Osborne
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Blake Osborne
Blake Osborne
Producer

Lyrics

Ladies and Gentlemen
Introducing the Strawberry Chalupa
And Mr. Quincys nose hair
Are you ready?
If only we could float
I don't jerkoff, I Kirkoff
I will slime your mother at the cookoff
I don't jerkoff, I Kirkoff
Your Mom gave me pairs that she took off
I don't jerkoff, I Kirkoff
And I will slime your mother at the cookoff
I don't jerkoff, I Kirkoff
Your Mom gave me pairs that she took off
I don't jerkoff, I Kirkoff
I will slime your mother at the cookoff
I don't jerkoff, I Kirkoff
Your Mom gave me pairs that she took off
I don't jerkoff, I Kirkoff
And I will slime your mother at the cookoff
I don't jerkoff, I Kirkoff
Your Mom gave me pairs that she took off
No need to fret Captain Millimeter is here
To give zero fucks that's entering your ear
I saw your ass on tv
It's like watching a retard saying his ABC's
Oops I mistakened you for the hobbit
That's a pretty strong border
For the drugs I brought across it
You saying that you wanna fuck with me
But in reality you don't wanna fuck with me
Pound you with my glove
You can call me an orthodox
Why trust your bitch
Cuz she out here doing other cocks
In the same room scaring pennywise
Your girl is fighter she can do any size
Moshin around why don't you open this pit?
Gotta grab a ruler for the millimeter shit
Raise your middle finger if you don't give a fuck
And i'm sitting on the throne
You can call me a cuck
I don't jerk it, I Kirk it
I never get tired of seeing your mama twerking
I don't jerkoff, I Kirkoff
Your Mom gave me pairs that she took off
I don't jerkoff, I Kirkoff
And I will slime your mother at the cookoff
I don't jerkoff, I Kirkoff
Your Mom gave me pairs that she took off
I don't jerkoff, I Kirkoff
I will slime your mother at the cookoff
I don't jerkoff, I Kirkoff
Your Mom gave me pairs that she took off
I don't jerkoff, I Kirkoff
And I will slime your mother at the cookoff
I don't jerkoff, I Kirkoff
Your Mom gave me pairs that she took off
We build it and we build it
And we build it some more
And my homie got mad he deleted all the porn
Smoked a grandma cuz I ran the stop sign
And I outran the cops
Cuz I flew from the swine
Take an ibuprofen just to enhance the crack
Talking shit why don't you
Rub it on my ballsack?
I just came into a big sum of money
I gotta clean it cuz it's sticky like honey
I just met your mother and I gave her the eiffel
And I caught her mother
Gift shopping at michaels
I considered to myself a hole is a goal
And I went to walmart
Just to take a drunk stroll
Told pixar to make a film about me
They told me that they
Can't fathom such a movie
I win an oscar while Ryan Gosling's clapping
And i'll give him a thumb
When it's all said and happened
I don't jerkoff, I Kirkoff
I will slime your mother at the cookoff
I don't jerkoff, I Kirkoff
Your Mom gave me pairs that she took off
I don't jerkoff, I Kirkoff
And I will slime your mother at the cookoff
I don't jerkoff, I Kirkoff
Your Mom gave me pairs that she took off
I don't jerkoff, I Kirkoff
I will slime your mother at the cookoff
I don't jerkoff, I Kirkoff
Your Mom gave me pairs that she took off
I don't jerkoff, I Kirkoff
And I will slime your mother at the cookoff
I don't jerkoff, I Kirkoff
Your Mom gave me pairs that she took off
Written by: Blake Osborne
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