Did you know there’s a London in Ontario?

They’ve got their own London over there with their own river Thames

I’ve started to think that maybe you and me should go

I mean think about it, what an incredible opportunity for us to start again

Of course we’d have to trick our new friends and families

So we could make the switch and have them think everything’s fine

Hmm, yeah, tricking our friends and families, tricky

‘Cos it’s not like that’s what we’ve been doing literally this entire time

So what do we do with the Canadian versions of ourselves?

Ontarian me and Ontarian you

Well actually I’ve thought about this as well

I feel like there’s a pretty good chance that they’re gonna wanna switch too

We’d probably better keep it on the down low y’know

So not everybody gets the same great idea

Otherwise eventually it’ll get to be so that

Everything and everyone that was there is now fucking here

I’ll go to Canada

Get out of here

Yeah Canada

It’s that time of year

I should say I don’t think it’s strictly even the people I’m trying to get away from

Or even like the places, things, buildings, trees, rivers, dams

To be honest the one thing I’m tryna leave behind always just tags along

Mmm they were right: wherever I go, there I fucking am

I just get a little down on myself

I thought maybe we could trade the hustle and bustle for something more Arcadian

We could just up sticks and go somewhere else

I guess it won’t necessarily be better, but it’ll definitely be Canadian.

If there’s nothing I can do

At least there’s somewhere I can go

With nothing left to lose

At least I could go somewhere else

I’ll go to Canada

If there’s nothing I can do

Get out of here

At least there’s somewhere I can go

Yeah Canada

With nothing left to lose

It’s that time of year

At least I could go somewhere else

So the year is now 2029

And the population of Canada is at an all time high

Oh wow I guess it must have been inside us all this time

Oh wow I guess it’s time to say goodbye