And if you believe that well I’ve got some land to sell you and the deed to a bridge

That’s just outside of Omaha. My name is on this plaque and it’s also on this invoice

I’ll take checks and cash, for my white noise.

And if you see that then you must be wearing bifocals cuz I’m up in a crow’s nest

And I can hardly make out yesterday much less the fly speck that you’ve just noticed

On this Old World Map of Australia, a mild case of pneumonia

And if I get stuck on a word, a phrase, a syllable

I’ve run out of luck and my excuses are deplorable

You can’t hold it against me it’s only in my nature to behave like a human

When you are so superior

And if you believe that try to remember that death runs in the family

And if you go upstairs fast enough, you might outrun the consequence

The only window open is the one he just jumped out of

The drapes are blowing inward dangerously close to the potted plants

And my hands are stained with association

While this nation mourns the passing of a noble prince

Conspiracy theory will rear its head, the good, the bad, the smug

The cable channel and the website solely devoted

Try to remember, try to decipher

Why we’re here….and could you clue me in?