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Robbed the Dollar General
Comedy
Robbed the Dollar General was released on June 2, 2026 by Toilet Recordings as a part of the album Slim 120
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Release DateJune 2, 2026
LabelToilet Recordings
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM69

Credits

COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Declan James Woodson
Declan James Woodson
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Declan James Woodson
Declan James Woodson
Recording Engineer

Lyrics

Me and my boy were bored
There's litteraly nothing that we can afford
We got an idea so we're walking twords
Our local Dollar General with a sword
We're Almost there, a car almost hit us
Whoever was driving
Was Super Religious he yelled from the car
"Get out of the road!!"
If he tries to sue I got bro as my witness
We're at Dollar General
We really made it
I pull out my knife and say
My bag need money and you gonna pay it
The cashier was scared and then he said
"Take it!"
And there was Mrs.Jhonson I wish she'd get naked
He gave us his debit card so we got snacks
We grabbed the card and went to the pack
I stopped by the toys they gave me a Lego
I stopped by the drinks they got me a faygo
When we were walking out this guy came
And tried to take us out
I'm like you ain't a cop the fuck will you do
So I put out my dick pissed, and then I pood
We got our shit and then we dipped
We're walking out and my bro slipped
And then that Religious guy after he fell
He stopped and he said
YOU WILL BURN IN HELL!
Album done. Let's go. Yes, sir
Y'all know we still have a song to do. Wait, what do you mean? Remember you said 11 tracks. It was 10. Oh
Yeah, honestly, I don't feel like doing another song
I say we go out I say we grab slim Jim and then just make like a basic white girl song
All right
All right, that'll work
Written by: Declan James Woodson
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