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Constable C**t
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Rock
Constable C**t was released on July 10, 2026 by 23rd Precinct Music as a part of the album I Guess You Finally Made a Monkey out of Me - EP
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Release DateJuly 10, 2026
Label23rd Precinct Music
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM129

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Jonny Itch Fox
Jonny Itch Fox
Vocals, Ukulele
Tom Loffman
Tom Loffman
Guitar, Bass
Marianne Canning
Marianne Canning
Violin, Vocals
Megumi Mesaku
Megumi Mesaku
Saxophone
Andrew McKenzie
Andrew McKenzie
Drums
Sophie Bokor-Ingram
Sophie Bokor-Ingram
Background Vocals
Mike Fruitbag Payne
Mike Fruitbag Payne
Background Vocals
Angus Kemp
Angus Kemp
Background Vocals
Bethany Dare
Bethany Dare
Background Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Jonny Itch Fox
Jonny Itch Fox
Composer
Jonathan Fox
Jonathan Fox
Songwriter, Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Tom Loffman
Tom Loffman
Producer, Mixing Engineer, Mastering Engineer

Lyrics

"All Coppers Are Bastards" Unknown
You used to be a bully
Be a bully's what you were
You walked around the playground
A pocket money raconteur
You were mother's special child
You were born to be mild and in line
Then when school was over
Well of course you joined the force
In the well of darkness where
You drank straight from the source
Oh how you loved to feel the power
And how it made them cower from your eye
But that scared little boy's taken over
Now he's in control
He's running the show of
The man with the broken soul
We call him
Constable Constable Constable Cunt
Kicks in the back door
Walks out the front
Not by the book but
He gets what he wants
Constable Constable Constable Cunt
He confiscates Colombian
And Cali herbal healing
His politics are American
His kisses are Glaswegian
And nobody, yeah nobody
Had better get in his way
When he's on one
He's all about the power
When he's in the line of duty
It's like he's the only person
In the world who is shorter than me
And with that sort of complex
Let's just hope he never gets a gun
But that scared little boy's taken over
Now he's in control
He's running the show of
The man with the broken soul
We call him
Constable Constable Constable Cunt
Kicks in the back door
Walks out the front
Not by the book but
He gets what he wants
Constable Constable Constable Cunt
Nee naw nee naw
He's coming for you
Nee naw nee naw
What will you do
We call him
Constable Constable Constable Cunt
Kicks in the back door
Walks out the front
Not by the book but
He gets what he wants
Constable Constable Constable Cunt
Constable Constable Constable Cunt
Kicks in the back door
Walks out the front
Not by the book but
He gets what he wants
Constable Constable Constable Cunt
Written by: Jonathan Fox, Jonny Itch Fox
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