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Banging a Granny
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Punk
Banging a Granny was released on June 11, 2026 by Prompt Laugh Repeat as a part of the album Banging a Granny - Single
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Release DateJune 11, 2026
LabelPrompt Laugh Repeat
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM192

Credits

COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Robert Barrett
Robert Barrett
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
GetRoastedAI
GetRoastedAI
Recording Engineer, Producer

Lyrics

I was a boardwalk kid with a sunburnt neck
Sticker-bombed board and a bounced rent check
Flip-flops, cheap beer, bad decisions
Chasing tan lines like a full-time mission
She rolled up late in an old Grand Am
Country girl smile, little wild, nice little tan
Boots in the dust, hair in the breeze
Had me weak in the knees by the vending machine
I said, Hey there, what kind of shoes are those
She said, Boy, these are old, fake Birkenstocks
Then she laughed so hard that I fell in love
By the pool table lights above
One summer night turned into a lifetime
One little kiss turned into a gold mine
Blinked once, then the years flew past
But somehow she got hotter and the fire still lasts
Snap my fingers, now I'm old and gray
Used to chase tail, now I'm banging a granny
Kids got kids and the world went crazy
But that country girl still drives me crazy
Time flew fast but the flame don't die
She still walks by and I lose my mind
Grandkids call her Grandmama, she's so damn fine
Hot damn, I'm banging a granny
Back then it was beach nights, bonfires, trouble
Now it's Costco runs and a midnight cuddle
Used to sneak out late just to see that smile
Now she yells, Take your pills, wearing nothing but a thong
We got bills, bad backs, and a mortgage rate
But she still looks fine as hell out on a date
She does Pilates, gets Botox on a Tuesday
Hair done, nails fresh, hips still moving loosely
Little nip, little tuck, little don't ask questions
I just thank the Lord for modern medicine
She was backroad trouble when I first got hooked
Now she's a silver fox centerfold with a big rock
Life tried to age her, she laughed in its face
She still likes to tease me with leather and lace
I'm gray in the mirror, but I'm young when she grins
Same wild girl, with the double d twins
Snap my fingers, now I'm old and gray
Used to chase tail, now I'm banging a granny
Kids got kids and the world went crazy
But that country girl still drives me crazy
Time flew fast but the flame don't die
She still walks by and I lose my mind
Grandkids call her Grandmama, she's so damn fine
Hot damn, I'm banging a granny
Look, I don't need a sports car, don't need a yacht
I got a hot grandma in a Target parking lot
Readers on her head, lip gloss shining
Telling me I'm handsome while the sun keeps frying
She was there when the wheels fell off
When I got sick, when the nights got rough
Raised our babies, paid our dues
Still turns around and says, You coming too
Yeah, my knees pop when I get up fast
And yeah, my wild days should be in the past
But she gives me that look and I forget my age
Like a teenage fool on a county fair stage
One summer night turned into forever
One country girl made a dumb boy better
Blinked once, now the kids have kids
But I'd do it all again just like we did
Snap my fingers, now I'm old and gray
Used to chase tail, now I'm banging a granny
Kids got kids and the world went crazy
But that country girl still drives me crazy
Time flew fast but the flame don't die
She still walks by and I lose my mind
Grandkids call her Grandmama, she's so damn fine
Hot damn, I'm banging a granny
Still my girl, still my baby
Still that country girl who drives me crazy
Grandkids call her Grandmama, she's so damn fine
Hot damn, I'm banging a granny
Written by: Robert Barrett
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