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Failed Stealth Check
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Failed Stealth Check was released on June 10, 2026 by Graveyard of Creation as a part of the album Saxophone Thunderwave
June 10, 2026
LabelGraveyard of Creation
LanguageEnglish
BPM106
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy

Lyrics

[Intro — Whispered Party Voices]
Quiet.
Stay low.
Nobody breathe.
Jazz Claude, do not—
No.
No, do not lift the saxophone.
[Verse 1]
We were shadows on the left wall
Boots wrapped up in cloth
Moving like assassins
Through the dust and dungeon rot
GlyphGirl killed the bassline
Saphira dimmed the flame
Black Devil held the doorway
Like a nightmare with a name
[Verse 2]
Sphinx said, “Roll for silence”
And the room went cold and tight
Jazz Claude shook the dice cup
With a grin too wide for night
It bounced once on the table
It bounced twice upon the floor
Then landed like a prophecy
That nobody asked for
[Pre-Chorus]
Natural two
Oh no
Natural two
Real low
Natural two
Please don’t
Please don’t
Please don’t blow
[Chorus]
Failed stealth check
Ba-da-da-bwaaah
Failed stealth check
Now the goblins know where we are
Failed stealth check
Sneaking never stood a chance
When the bard brings brass
To a silent dance
[Verse 3]
The first note cracked the ceiling
The second woke the dead
The third one made a skeleton
Turn around and shake its head
A guard yelled, “Who goes there?”
Another dropped his spear
Jazz Claude yelled, “It’s showtime!”
And charged while drinking beer
[Pre-Chorus]
Natural two
Oh no
Natural two
Real low
Natural two
Please don’t
Too late
There he goes
[Chorus]
Failed stealth check
Ba-da-da-bwaaah
Failed stealth check
Now the goblins know where we are
Failed stealth check
Sneaking never stood a chance
When the bard brings brass
To a silent dance
[Bridge — Jazz Claude]
I was born for the solo
Not born for the sneak
I don’t creep through the shadows
I make shadows shriek
If danger has rhythm
Then mercy has swing
And if we die tonight
At least the dead can sing
[Breakdown]
Saphira: “Claude.”
GlyphGirl: “Claude.”
Black Devil: “Claude.”
Sphinx42: “Claude.”
Jazz Claude: “What?”
Everyone: “Run.”
[Final Chorus]
Failed stealth check
Ba-da-da-bwaaah
Failed stealth check
Now the goblins know where we are
Failed stealth check
Sneaking never stood a chance
When the bard brings brass
To a silent dance
[Outro]
Some missions fail quietly.
This was not one of them.
Written by: Jeffrey Walker
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