What the fuck?

The fuck happened last night?

Yo I swear I’m never drinking again

The liquor is wicked, I be

Thinking it’s sweet, it’s a trick not a treat

Waking up sick, feel like shit, gotta pee

Pissed off the neighbors who live on my street [Sorry]

Hold up who’s this? yo this chick gotta leave

Tell her to dip and be quick on her feet

Kick up my feet then I sit in my seat

Barely can stand all the shit that I see

When I look at ig

Nah that shit isn’t me

Barely remember, how lit could I be?

Get what I mean, match the pic with ID

I ain’t addicted, just give me my weed

Somebody get me the fix that I need

Hash browns from Mickey D’s, liquid IV

Hash browns from Mickey D’s, liquid IV

Passed out and found out the flick on ig

It’s the liquor, not me

I just wrote one of the best verses but my head’s hurting, and I’m hung

Over, night I treat a bed nurse like she’s a sex worker when I’m drunk

Next person that I hump get the full effect service on the pump

Gassing up her net worth like it’s lump sum I haven’t text first in like a month

Lose touch until I’m boozed up she saying we good? I wondered who’s us

You nuts?

You said I’m too much

We gotta talk less, ain’t giving two fucks

Honey dare me

It’s all in fun, we’re in the money barely

I got you babe, just call me Sonny, Cher me

Fuck a Tylenol I want a Bloody Mary

With liquor I be

Thinking it’s sweet, it’s a trick not a treat

Waking up sick, feel like shit, gotta pee

Pissed off the neighbors who live on my street

Hold up who’s this? yo this chick gotta leave

Tell her to dip and be quick on her feet

Kick up my feet then I sit in my seat

Barely can stand all the shit that I see

When I look at ig

Nah that shit isn’t me

Barely remember, how lit could I be?

Get what I mean, match the pic with ID

I ain’t addicted, just give me my weed

Somebody get me the fix that I need

Hash browns from Mickey D’s, liquid IV

Hash browns from Mickey D’s, liquid IV

Passed out and found out the flick on ig

It’s the liquor, not me

Ha

Hook me up to a polygraph ‘cause

I swear that’s not who I hollad at

Liked some pics, she ain’t follow back

I guess last night’s vibe must be all a wrap

I need an aspirin and a solid nap

When she asked my sign, I said autograph

Said she single like a dollar cash

Hey matter fact, where’s my wallet at?

How’d I fall for that?

See the alchohol is just all a trap

Had to wrap my head around I got so smashed that I was catfished by the bitch on my lap

Buddy spare me

I know I’m dumb

And she’s ugly clearly

We both look funny, show me something scary

Fuck a Barbie Doll, I want a Bloody Mary

The liquor is wicked I be

Thinking it’s sweet, it’s a trick not a treat

Waking up sick, feel like shit, gotta pee

Pissed off the neighbors who live on my street

Hold up who’s this? yo this chick gotta leave

Tell her to dip and be quick on her feet

Kick up my feet then I sit in my seat

Barely can stand all the shit that I see

When I look at ig

Nah that shit isn’t me

Barely remember, how lit could I be?

Get what I mean, match the pic with ID

I ain’t addicted, just give me my weed

Somebody get me the fix that I need

Hash browns from Mickey D’s, liquid IV

Hash browns from Mickey D’s, liquid IV

Passed out and found out the flick on ig

It’s the liquor, not me

Ha

Aight, fuck it

Get me a Bloody Mary