Excuse me, I have a question that will make us awkward. So, if you would like an awkward situation, just say "What is it Stuart?" Okay, here it goes.
Excuse me, but I have a little trepidation so I'm already a bit awkward. So, if you would like an intrepid situation, just say "What is it Stuart?" Okay, here it goes.
Do you like me too?
Excuse me, but I was obviously just kidding. Of course I don't really feel that way about you -- that would be so incredibly awkward. What do I say now?
Excuse me, but I have a serious situation: I think my eyelids are broken. I should see nothing when I close them, but I see your face smiling up at me in Tennessee.
