Professor Thiccness, your suppies are ready

Ah ha, yes. The recipe for the perfect rapper. Face tats, a beard, and everything weird. Oh shit! The cat! (*Meow*) Oh no!

Legendary lyrics electrify like I'm Zapdos

We laughin' at you rappers who try to snap with an average flow

Style so compatible, mixed together like casserole

You vaginal pussies, we stormin' in like The Capitol

I'm a half a goat, it's mathematical, growin' demon horns like an antelope

We've both seen the floor of a funeral home, now we red carpet walkin' at a fashion show

From the catacombs to the side of cliffs over mountaintops shot from catapults

Like a cannonball soaked in gasoline through the industry, we so flammable

Siamese goats, we conjoined at the hip

A medical experiment that never should have been

Poisonous words so corrosive to your skin

Packin' hydrochloric acid that we mastered with a pen

Call the exorcist, tell him we let The Devil in

Death and pestilence, we at war with modern medicine

Steppin' out of my skeleton, passin' through portals, exitin'

Harvestin' jars of mescaline, harvestin' jars of mescaline

Wyshmaztah, flip the coin in the well

I-I-I've been through some things and they made it hard to sleep

All you dum-dum mumblin' rappers, come get some

There's an angel in my heart and in my mind there lives a demon

Pray to the heavens but the sinners go to Hell

Memories are hauntin' me from people I can't see

Stun-Stun gun, bumblebee buzzin', don't get stung

There's a staircase in between and they been meeting every evening

Like Goku and Vegeta fusin' into Vegito

We the best of both worlds like Iron Man and Magneto

A Camerupt and Sharpedo, we camel clutchin' these mumblin' rappers

Ridin' torpedoes 'bout to sink these little yachties

We the type of rappers that you don't bring home to Mommy

While your dad's at work 'cause we'll make her squirt while she do Pilates

When Illuminati tries to hit us up to buy the Siamese Goat before we go gold

We offer 'em two dicks and tell 'em shove 'em down your throat hole

Pr-Pray to The Lord, worship the Siamese Goat

We do that type of shit you shouldn't go and try at home

Acid trippin' microdose, Ren & Stimpy powdered toast

Listen close, let us show you how to be original

Illuminati, demonically bodily follow us

Two oddities deep inside of our anatomy

Sorry if we're bothering all you rappers or cowards

Who probably chasin' dollars, you zombies need a lobotomy (Uhh)

Wyshmaztah, flip the coin in the well

I-I-I've been through some things and they made it hard to sleep

All you dum-dum mumblin' rappers, come get some

There's an angel in my heart and in my mind there lives a demon

Pray to the heavens but the sinners go to Hell

Memories are hauntin' me from people I can't see

Stun-Stun gun, bumblebee buzzin', don't get stung

There's a staircase in between and they been meeting every evening