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Wait...What?
Punk
Wait...What? was released on July 3, 2026 by Centillion Music as a part of the album Wait...What? - EP
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Release DateJuly 3, 2026
LabelCentillion Music
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM144

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Randy F Sosin
Randy F Sosin
Guitar, Drums, Synthesizer, Keyboards, Vocals, Bass
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Randy F Sosin
Randy F Sosin
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Randy F Sosin
Randy F Sosin
Producer

Lyrics

Got a guy with a ring light selling fear by the pound
Got a doctor with a podcast and a brand-new sound
5G in your bloodstream, fluoride in your brain
Seed oils in your skillet driving everyone insane
He's not a scientist, he's an affiliate link
She's not a healer, she's a hashtag and a wink
The data says nothing, the data says fine
But the data don't pay like a viral decline
Wait… WHAT? The math is solid but the logic just dropped!
Wait… WHAT? The gears are turning but the motion has stopped!
Wait… WHAT? It's an abject failure, a break in the view
Wait… WHAT? When the truth is the only thing not ringing as true!
Got a wellness influencer with a supplement stack
Got a "truth-teller" streaming from his mom's garage out back
Adrenal fatigue's a diagnosis he just made up
Sells you ninety bucks of powder in a plastic cup
He's not a journalist, he's a rage-bait machine
She's not a healer, she's a wellness queen
Flat earth, deep state, chemtrails in the sky
Whatever gets the clicks is whatever they'll buy
Wait… WHAT? The science is real but your brain is just slop!
Wait… WHAT? You'll believe any clown with a phone and a prop!
Wait… WHAT? It's a feed full of liars getting rich off the noise
Wait… WHAT? And the dumbest voice wins 'cause that's what pays for the toys!
It isn't a theory, it isn't a "take"
It's a mechanical error, a conscious mistake
We've all been the mark and we've all been the fool
Every algorithm trained us to break our own rule
The thumb keeps scrolling in a vertical race
Mistaking the motion for a meaningful pace
Grandma's online and she's mad at the moon
Cousin's in a cult that they found in their room
The kids can't read but they know every meme
The grown-ups can't think but they've picked up a team
Everybody's certain, nobody knows
And the only thing growing is the size of the shows
Wait… WHAT? You know that opinion's not factual, right?
Wait… WHAT? The willfully ignorant just want a fight
Wait… WHAT? We're devolving in public, we're stocking the shelves
Wait… WHAT? It's a DE-evolution and we did it to ourselves!
So you have no physical evidence other than a viral post, OK?
If it sounds too good to be true, then it is too good to be true
Mr and Miss Information walk into a bar…aww, nevermind…
Wait… what?
Written by: Randy F Sosin
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