*Cough*

Yo, yo, what the fuck?!

*Even more intense coughing*

Yo, you good bro?

Yo, yo dude, y-you got like, do you got a lighter?

I- I need..

Nah

I need to light my cigarette

Nah, sorry bro, I don't got a lighter..

What..?

Yeah, nah..

What do you mean nah bro

I don- I don't got one!

AIGHT BET!

Imma show you who's KING!!

HEY-!

We have breaking news and reported live on the scene in Oklahoma Hood, where a mass shooting

is currently going on because of a guy who didn't have his lighter on him on this very

particular day..

So we have this guest on the other line, alright

Jared, what do you think of this situation when you, like, came across it?

Well- well, I don't know man..

Shit happened so suddenly, man..

Like.. Like, shit happened so suddenly..

I don't know what the fuck just happened, but like, there was some school student, like

he didn't give him, like, his lighter for his cigarette, and he just got shot to like a fucking pulp..

Like, I don't know man..

I don't know..

I ain't do nothing with this, though..

I- I ain't part of this...

But like, shout out to my homeboy Julio, man!

Julio, you're a real brother to me, man..

I'd kiss you if I could!

Well, that was rather.. Interesting..!

So, uh, give it up for Jared, I guess..?

Whatever the fuck his name is, I don- I don't care.

Yo, cut, cut, okay

I'm just gonna keep working on my beat

Like, just listen to my beat, okay

I- I- I don't care about all this anymore..

Like, just sh- sh-sh- sh- shut the fuck up..!

Shut the FUCK UP..!

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

SHU-