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Plastic Fiends
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Rock
Plastic Fiends was released on June 30, 2026 by Lakeshore Records as a part of the album The Devil's Road - EP
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Release DateJune 30, 2026
LabelLakeshore Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
The Vampire Lestat
The Vampire Lestat
Lead Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Daniel Hart
Daniel Hart
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Daniel Hart
Daniel Hart
Producer
Danny Reisch
Danny Reisch
Mixing Engineer
Howie Weinberg
Howie Weinberg
Mastering Engineer
Will Borza
Will Borza
Mastering Engineer

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Congratulations 'M-M-Merica
You really Babe Ruthed it this time
Oh, straight up vampin' is so easy now
I can't tell if anythin' is even a crime anymore
(Unless you're poor)
Congratulations to roofie and murders
To Musk man and old Vlad too
Oh, Harvey LeRoy must be thrustin' in his grave
A hard-on the size of a hot air buffoon, oh
[PreChorus]
It all reminds me of somethin'
Hmm, maybe Louis XVI
Was it Antoinette or Friedrich Flick
Who said, "Fuck right or wrong when the cake is so sweet"
[Chorus]
Oh, come on now, you filthy little plastic fiends
You look like Saran Wrap and you smell like Febreze
I'm feelin' sick from your Chick-O-Stick
And your blood is a disease, oh
Come on now, you filthy little plastic fiends
[PostChorus]
(Yeah)
[Instrumental]
I see you, my pretty little death-cold cucks
Sayin' how we wanna burn it all down
Well, if you got the cash, I got the fuckin' gas
Could always stand to lose another 2,000 pounds
I see you, my pretty little dinosaurs
Livin' your disposable lives
Oh, there's no such thing as a meteor
When they keep eatin' all your pets and your wives, oh
[PreChorus]
This all reminds me of somethin'
Ooh, let's call it Plymouth Rock
Blankets and beads, insatiable greeds
Is anyone surprised it's nearly we're-fucked-o'-clock?
[Chorus]
Oh, come on now, you filthy little plastic fiends
You look like Saran Wrap and you smell like Febreze
I'm feelin' sick from your Chick-O-Stick
And your blood is a disease, oh
Come on now, you filthy little plastic fiends
Oh, you look like Saran Wrap and you smell like Febreze
Oh, I'm feelin' sick from your Chick-O-Stick
And your blood is a disease, oh
Come on now, you filthy little plastic fiends
Oh, come on now, you filthy little plastic fiends-ah
(Woo)
Written by: Daniel Hart
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