She said yo

I said hey

She said let’s bang

I said K

I said where

She said your place

I said fuck no

She said wait

I said bye

She said stay

She said a hotel

I said great

I said let’s go

She said yay

I said chill

She said slay

Drunk as I open the hotel door

Back of my mind who what where for

Snap to the moment

Clothes on the floor

Both in bed and she’s on all fours

Do my dance

Asking for more but I’ve done my bit now I’m starting to yawn

Bored of the talk so it turns to a snore

She said night

I said

Then I woke up middle of the night

Bed feels empty

Look to my right

Scanning the room and she ain’t in sight

Reach to my side trynna turn on the light

Hear a whisper

Turns to a fright

Multiple men talking bout the price

Decide its a setup

Not trynna die

Look for a weapon

Don’t have a knife

I use the side lamp as a baseball bat

While I think in my mind Ben you ain’t all that

If I was a badboy I would’ve had a mak ten

I’m a rapper

Call my tapped friends

I don’t have them

I’m fucked

Oh well

Stuck in a hotel

Creep on my tip toes

Side lamp tucked

Crack one guy in the back of his head and he drops to the floor start smashing his friend in the chest now they’re both of the ground looking dead

Girl leaves screaming

Grab my jeans and I leave too

Still got my watch and ps and my Wallet

All my belongings

Go to reception

Pay for the lodgings

Ask for a cab

Start watching Wallace and grommet in the lobby kinda worried bout the room feeling sorry

You alright mate ?

I’m good

He said where to ?

I said bush

He said hop in

I said cheers mate

We did small talk

He said here mate ?

Here’s good

I got out

Opened the door with the keys to my house

Jumped in bed said never again

Unless I’m getting paid won’t get off the couch

Yo

Hey

She said let’s bang

I said K

I said where

She said your place

I said fuck no

She said wait

I said bye

She said stay

She said a hotel

I said great

I said let’s go

She said yay

I said chill

She said slay

Woke up the next day

To a text on my phone saying where did you go ?

Weren’t the sex great ?

Ummmm

Well no

Thought to myself last night was hell so

Start typing a message trynna question this chick’s integrity and

Intentions

Cold trail

The tail folds

Set that straight before my bell tolls

Ima test the statement

Investigating

Must step with caution

Interest is dangerous

Get caught with a weapon

Consequences are death or a stretch

Questions in stations

Weighing up pros

Not trynna be a con mate

If I get stitched up in the wrong place

At the wrong time

It’s a long day

And I’m not on crime cause I’m way too soft

So I left it

Till she texted back

I’m expecting you at the ritz hotel both sat just left of the entrance enter the bar and you’ll meet my connection

So I turned up yearning for some vengeance

Stead they greet me with 3 police chiefs they’re reading my rights I’m pleading my case getting booked in connection with GBH

Yo

Hey

She said let’s bang

I said K

I said where

She said your place

I said fuck no

She said wait

I said bye

She said stay

She said a hotel

I said great

I said let’s go

She said yay

I said chill

She said slay

Alright mate

Paint me a picture

Hotel room

How’d the fight break out

Well

It was dark all the lights were off and I heard two guys start stating the price of my shit thought they might take it so I feared for my life

For my safety attacked the offenders defending myself and it didn’t end well for them but I escaped and

Here’s the problem you thought you were robbed

Yes that’s an option except its an expectation the 2 boys said they were lost and knocked on the door then knocked to the floor

What about the girl ?

She went for a walk

Nah she set me up

She intended to talk to her friend on the phone

At four in the morning ?

Listen

She went on a call and we saw it

Ahhhhh

Sorry am I boring you ?

No sorry its just that the story’s all fucked up its a web full of lies

That might true but the evidence finds you guilty

Defence or not the attack could’ve ended their lives

You’re lucky they’re fine you’ll get hit with a fine

But the next charge

Is intent to supply

What ?

I’m taking the piss

You’re friend paid bail

Leave at your will

You’ll hear from the court with a date

So I dipped

Saw my brethren

You’re a nob

3 months later

Sold my watch

Got hit with a fine

5 thousand pounds

In the end

Guess I did get robbed