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Your Nan
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Your Nan was released on July 13, 2026 by Independent as a part of the album Your Nan - Single
July 13, 2026
LabelIndependent
LanguageEnglish
BPM139
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy

Music Video

Music Video

Lyrics

Your nan makes a shit cup of tea, and she can't lift up her knees
'Cause she's got a big belly with a dick underneath
Always got something up her sleeve
She's a shoplifter, crotch hitcher, prolific cock sniffer
Something's wrong with her
Your nan's twenty-eight, she drinks lean and has tats on her face
She rides a BMX and parks in a disabled parking space
I heard she sells photos of her feet on Facebook Marketplace
Your nan won a clash on Pen Game
She sucks off stray dogs on the estates
Sells hand jobs to pay for her sex change
She's on job from Thursday to Wednesday
Your nan's on tag, she's always scrapping at football matches
And she's got a Stone Island badge on her thong, your nan is a nonce
Your nan's got a micro-penis, she posts Tommy Shelby memes
Her name's known on the block for selling weed
Answers her phone like, "What you telling me?"
Your nan's got size thirteen feet, she can go twelve rounds with Usyk
And she does urbex with a couple of the lads that you went to school with
Your nan wears Nike TN's, your nan's got a skin fade
Calvin Classics boxers with shit stains
In high school, Skidmark was her nickname
Your nan is a furry, she walks round town dressed as a squirrel
She's inbred, that's why she's got toes on her chest instead of nipples
Your nan's on steds, spends her pension on cocaine binges
She's a spice head and she's only got one tooth that she opens tins with
Your nan's a well known dog botherer, mate
Fucking semi-professional cock masseuse
Git up, shitty arse
Your nan's called Gary, she buys condoms in bulk from the cash-and-carry
Your dad's mum is a slag, she got athletes foot in her fanny
Your nan's got a neck beard, she's a Reddit mod
Your nan works in CEX, the big sweaty goth
Your nan's a fat ugly version of a fat ugly person
I heard your nan's got nits and she got kicked off the bus for twerking
Your nan goes to EDL marches, I heard your nan is a whore
She wears Lonsdale slip-ons and goes to sperm banks with a straw
Better go tell your nan, and if she wants to send back
Might rob her mobility scooter, might pop her colostomy bag
Better go tell your nan, and if she wants to send back
Might rob her mobility scooter, might pop her colostomy bag
Yeah, yeah
This one goes out to your nan
You see your nan
Big fucking div
Written by: Jake Brook (lunar c)
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