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Two Blueys
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Two Blueys was released on July 24, 2026 by Lupole Records as a part of the album Two Blueys - Single
July 24, 2026
LabelLupole Records
LanguageEnglish
BPM45
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy

Music Video

Music Video

Lyrics

Shit where's my bag?
I used to share kat with random slags
I used to tick 1.5 off lads
With a Burberry bag and an ankle tag (yeah)
A shake bouncers hands
All firm just to show 'em I'm smoking rags
I do a little jig by fit birds side
Then show 'em I can smoke two fags (yeah)
Lads, lads
I got the herb in see-through bags
He got the burns and I got cans
I herd a murmur I've been banned (fuck off, fuck off)
Can't get banned
I fly straight back like elastic bands
I used to get tied off, now I make grands
I got weird build, might think I was trans (woo)
Look at that bouncers stance
I gave him a tiny glance
But the prick ain't even got a viral dance
Primal twat with a tribal tat
They said quit drugs but I tried all that
Used to wash down wine with a line of kat
(How fucking old are you?
Thirty-eight years old
And you haven't got one fucking viral dance?
What the fuck have you been doing?
Stop standing like a fucking pigeon, you gimp)
Might be an awkward prick
I've never done well with chicks
And now I get stopped for pics by fit birds, doing my viral jig
She had a backside that's big
I'm build like a pregnant twig
She said I should cut down weed
I've only just fucked off cigs
I've only just fucked off booze
I've only just fucked off bag
I've only just found out recently I've got a thing for emo slags
You know when you've been on bag two days and you find it hard to shag?
So I've just rolled a blunt right now so I'm nicking a fucking drag
Jenny, can you lend me twenty?
I'm crying in my pants again and running out a hemmy
Now I'm over twenty, I've always got a Rennie
I'm double dropping blueys just so I can get a semi
Written by: Alex Morisco-Tarr, Ian Robert Llewellyn-Rowe
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