"Geezy Jet flight number 1366 to Benidorm has been canceled due to an incident involving 6 intoxicated British men. On behalf of Geezy Jet, I'd like to apologize for any inconvenience caused. Bing bong."

Non-stop graft day and night, where's the destination?

R&R, I need some time away from my vocation

Sick of listening to the bollocks coming out the client's mouth

Grab an Uber to the airport, gonna head down south

I need to get away

Got no more bills to pay

I need to get away

Just get me on the fucking plane

Benidorm, Ibiza, drinkin' with the geezas

I need to get away to

Tenerife, Mallorca, boozin' by the water

Get me on that fucking plane

Ex-pats getting fat, sittin' in Jamaica

Cheap flights 2-4-1, got 'em in the paper

Tell Mell I won't be heading down the Nelson

Flying off to Shagaluf to give 'em fucking hell, son

I ain't being fucking funny

Get me somewhere sunny (Now!)

Drank a pint of water from the hotel tap

And now my fucking arse is runny

Budgy smugglers round the crown jewels

Local dealer wiv the rocket fuel in...

Benidorm, Ibiza, drinkin' with the geezas

I need to get away to

Tenerife, Mallorca, boozin' by the water

Get me on that fucking plane to

Benidorm, Ibiza, drinkin' with the geezas

I need to get away to

Tenerife, Mallorca, boozin' by the water

I need a holiday

6 geezas looking sharp, livin' large on the local strip

Couple dickheads mouthin' off, they think they're hard

Gonna get their fuckin' heads split

Intercontinental island combat going mental

Seafood platters, jaws will shatter

Mamacitas getting very gentle

I’ve had enough of this fucking job

I’ve booked my flights and I’m fucking off to...

Benidorm.

Ibiza.

Get me on that fucking. Plane.

Benidorm, Ibiza, I need a holiday

Tenerife, Mallorca,

Get me on that

Mother

Fucking

Plane!

"You’ve reached your final destination, thank you for flying with Geezy Jet."