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My Dick
Rock
My Dick was released on April 19, 2022 by Yee! Records as a part of the album Underdog, Pt. 2
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Release DateApril 19, 2022
LabelYee! Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Mike Lerman
Mike Lerman
Guitar, Vocals, Bass
John Kerhulas
John Kerhulas
Drums
Troy Schreck
Troy Schreck
Guitar
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Michael David Lerman
Michael David Lerman
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Patrick Burkholder
Patrick Burkholder
Recording Engineer, Mixing Engineer

Lyrics

The world is finally ready
To end war and disease
With new technology I know
We can bring peace to the middle east
We can end the poverty
For the starving and the sick
The answer to everybody's problems
Rests on the hope of
My Dick
My Dick
My Dick
My Dick
It's hotter than the seat beat
In your car
And and thicker than a mutant pickle
Out of the jar
Smarter than Einstein
Like an all seeing eye
And taller than a flagpole
Piercing the sky
My dick makes King Kong
Look like a little bitch
When I pee in the ocean
I slice all the fish
From here, probably looks
Normal, or small
But don't even get me started
On my balls
My Dick
My Dick
My Dick
My Dick
My dick went to Oxford
And got straight A's
Because of it's triple-helix
DNA
My swinging snake
Stopped a hurricane
And taught Charlie Sheen
How to snort cocaine
My dick found life on the mother fucking
Surface of Mars
It didn't take long
Because I was only half-hard
My dick went to Berlin
And broke down the wall
And don't even get me started on my balls
My dick, is bigger
Thank yours, and yours, and yours
And I have absolutely nothing
To be compensating for
My dick, is bigger
Thank yours, and yours, and yours
And I have absolutely nothing
To be compensating for
Now I know what you're thinking
I smell it in your eyes
Who the fuck is this asshole
And why does he gotta lie
His dick is probably a pinprick
A small excuse for a bone
But wait until you see
My mother fucking cock
Sitting on the iron throne
My dick is like a fucking napalm grenade
It's the breaker of chains
And the freer on slaves
The cure for cancer and the covid
My dick, is bigger
Thank yours, and yours, and yours
And I have absolutely nothing
To be compensating for
My dick, is bigger
Thank yours, and yours, and yours
If I had a magic genie
I'd have nothing to be wishing for
My Dick
My Dick
My Dick
My Dick
Written by: Michael David Lerman
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