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When I Die
album cover
When I Die was released on August 21, 2026 by Sadness Train Productions as a part of the album Future Nobel Peace Prize Winner
ReleasedAugust 21, 2026
LabelSadness Train Productions
LanguageEnglish
BPM70
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy

Lyrics

I often think of my last days on earth
What I'll leave behind, what's it even worth
When my journey ends, it might be a surprise
If you want answers, you should look to the skies
It seems unlikely, but I do believe
When it's said and done, I hope you can grieve
Remember me how you see fit
From our time together, to all my funny bits
Shedding my mortal coil
Letting my body spoil
Put me in the ground real fast
Or just burn it all, turn it to ash
I have one last request for you to fulfill
Be there for reading of my will
Don't worry, I promise it's quick
It only says don't let the coroner look at my dick
Don't let the coroner look at my dick
I don't think it's out of the question
Not gonna pop a post-mortem erection
If you must know, It's normal size
Nothing crazy, but you get what's advertised
You need to understand when I die
Don't you dare let them look between my thighs
My dong was not my cause of death
No need for smart remarks under their breath
They should work on my corpse and not stare
There's no need to look at my hardware
Scared that I will be someone's college credit
Knowing they will laugh at my common carrot
There's nothing funny about my genitalia
Consider me a never nude with my bathing suit area
This is a non-negotiable for my wiener
Don't look at me with that demeanor
I promise you will put my soul to rest
My Johnson deserves the utmost respect
Some folks want to be put out to sea
But for me, please don't look at my peen
Written by: Kyle Wertz

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