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Fake_Loan_Method.mp3
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Fake_Loan_Method.mp3 was released on September 4, 2026 by Punchmade Records as a part of the album FREE_METHODS.zip
September 4, 2026
LabelPunchmade Records
LanguageEnglish
BPM59
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Lyrics

Wakey, wakey Mr. Alex!
Get a pro with seven hunnid credit score
I'm finna put y'all **** on, I know y'all sick of being poor
No more workin' nine to fives, I know y'all sick of doin' chores
I used to rent exotic cars, now my crib I got four
You need a site that's gon' tell you everything and who they bankin' with
Make sure they got some stable money comin' in and not no late rent
These is all things the bank is lookin' for
If they're havin' payment problems, they gon' send you out the door
Make sure you got their full name, date of birth and everything
Find out where their job's at, cause they gon' ask for everything
Let's say the victim got a job and she work at Best Buy
The bank gon' want some sort of proof that she works at Best Buy
They gon' ask for the last three months of bank statements
They just wanna verify and see how much them **** payin'
Make sure you're writin' everything down and keepin' that in mind
Find somebody that's reliable and you'll hear it all the time
You're also gonna need a fake ID that you can scan too
Go and get one of 'em made and look like a ham too
But you gon' need a bitch to do it, make sure it's not you
Unless you got a men's pro, then it's fine if it's you
You're almost done, now you need a bank account so they can send the money through
You gotta match it with the name or nothin's finna come through
You're lookin' good, now you're fully set up
You got a ID and bank statements, everything for proof
Don't be a dumbass and try to log in and use a VPN
Make sure you use a proxy, you don't wanna use a VPN
You're gonna wanna use a proxy server to be more precise
I use Boofer.cc, they're probably still get me right
And now you wanna find the perfect bank to get a loan from
I like usin' online vendors to get a loan from
Upstart and Lenapoint are provin' three days
In other words, you're finna have a twenty ball in three days
Start fillin' out the information, they gon' ask you why you want it
Put debt consolidation down, that's the reason you want it
That's the number one reason people come and get these loans
The last **** that I hit, his name was Nikolai Jones
If you wrote everything down, you're pretty much ready to go
Just make sure you also made a Gmail for the pro
'Cause sometimes they like to email or ask extra questions
But they're easy if you get a email, don't be stressin'
Some vendors will let you pre-qualify for the loan, so that's what I be doin' when I have a couple pros, I'll see if I pre-qualify first, and then I'll put it through. And if you need a site, I usually use Boofer.cc. That's really the main one
Written by: Devon Turner
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