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Zombies
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Zombies was released on July 24, 2026 by Cold Blooded Music as a part of the album Static
AlbumStatic
July 24, 2026
LabelCold Blooded Music
LanguageEnglish
BPM
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy

Music Video

Music Video

Lyrics

Yo, I went to Tesco
I pressed a red button
Now zombies are everywhere
But they're so slow, I'm not even scared
I was in the aisle looking for bread (Bread)
I saw a button, it was red (Red)
I pressed it down, I heard a sound
Zombies started coming from underground (Underground)
They shuffled left, they shuffled right (Right)
I said, "You guys are not a fright"
They groaned and moaned, they moved so slow
I said, "I'll just go with the flow"
I grabbed my basket, I took my time (Time)
The zombies couldn't even climb
I said, "You're weak, you're slow, you're done" (Done)
This apocalypse is no fun (Fun, fun)
Slow zombies, slow zombies, what a joke (Joke)
They can't even break a yolk (Yolk)
I walk past them, they just stare (Stare)
Like they don't even care
Slow zombies, slow zombies, I'm not afraid (Afraid)
I'll just make a lemonade (Lemonade)
They're groaning but they can't chase (Chase, chase, chase)
I'm winning this race (Race)
Slow zombies, slow zombies
Slow zombies, slow zombies, what a joke (Joke)
They can't even break a yolk (Yolk)
I walk past them, they just stare (Stare)
Like they don't even care
Slow zombies, slow zombies, I'm not afraid (Afraid)
I'll just make a lemonade (Lemonade)
They're groaning but they can't chase (Chase, chase, chase)
I'm winning this race
I took a selfie with a zombie man
He tried to grab me, he just ran
He fell on his face, he lost his arm
I said, "Don't worry, no harm" (Harm)
I walked through the store, I took a snack
The zombies followed, they were slack
They tried to bite but they missed
I said, "You need to be quicker, mister" (Mister)
I made a sandwich, I had a drink
The zombies stood there, they couldn't think
I said, "What kind of apocalypse is this?" (This)
It's like a hug and a kiss (Kiss)
Slow zombies, slow zombies, what a joke (Joke)
They can't even break a yolk (Yolk)
I walk past them, they just stare (Stare)
Like they don't even care
Slow zombies, slow zombies, I'm not afraid (Afraid)
I'll just make a lemonade (Lemonade)
They're groaning but they can't chase (Chase, chase, chase)
I'm winning this race
Slow zombies, slow zombies, what a joke (Joke)
They can't even break a yolk (Yolk)
I walk past them, they just stare (Stare)
Like they don't even care
Slow zombies, slow zombies, I'm not afraid (Afraid)
I'll just make a lemonade (Lemonade)
They're groaning but they can't chase
Now I'm the leader of the slow brigade (Brigade)
I taught them how to lemonade (Lemonade)
They follow me, they do my chores
They even open all the doors
I love my zombies, they're the best (Best)
Better than all the rest (Rest, rest, rest)
Slow zombies, slow zombies, what a joke (Joke)
They can't even break a yolk (Yolk)
I walk past them, they just stare (Stare)
Like they don't even care
Slow zombies, slow zombies, I'm not afraid (Afraid)
I'll just make a lemonade (Lemonade)
They're groaning but they can't chase
The news came, they saw my crew (Crew)
They said, "How do you do what you do?"
I said, "I just press buttons and chill" (Chill)
And the zombies do my will
I got a zombie chef, he cooks my food
A zombie cleaner in a good mood
A zombie driver, he's so slow (Slow)
But we go wherever we go
So if the apocalypse ever comes for you (You)
Just remember what to do
Press the red button, start the fun (Fun)
You'll be the king of everyone (One, one, one, one, one, one, one)
Slow zombies
Yeah, they're my friends now
Wow
Wow
Written by: Can Aydogan
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