What you get,

in that end,

what you hear ain't what you get.

 

What they think,

your concern,

what they wink ain't your concern.

 

I am the keeper of the bass ship,

I sweep the space of seismic boom(s).

In all those labs of low-end theses,

I'm pushing my thunderbroom.

 

Swim the waves,

burning bass,

swim the waves of burning bass.

 

Take a note,

infra-sound,

fear of God and freaky brown.

 

I am the keeper of the temples,

I sweep the floors of seismic boom(s).

In all those labs of low-end theses,

I'm pushing my thunderbroom.

 

Like a game,

stick and balls,

like the game of stick and balls.

 

Easy pink, (sound: pink noise)

tricky brown, (sound: brown noise)

ain't no shame in the get down.

(Spoken: No way that can be Jens! And what next ... El Bongo!?!

Kids old lady voice:

Black hole B-flat, deepest of the deep fat,

black hole B-flat, deepest of the deep fat

bass.

(Spoken: A bass sound going to eleven hundred decibels would create a black hole larger than the galaxy

 Awww that's awesome sounds better than sex!)

 

 

(For epic buildup rounds 3 & 4):

 

Booty flying,

death-defying,

x-ray frying,

BASS!

 

Zombie waking,

warp speed making,

marriage breaking

BASS!

 

(Spoken Where's my Chicken?)

I am the keeper of the rollers,

I sweep the streets with seismic booms.

In all those labs of low-end theses,

I'm pushing my thunderbroom.

(Spoken: Brown Chicken, Brown Cow)