Oh, oh

Well, you can Telex my accountant

Call up Tele-Credit too

I know they sent a monthly statement

But I never read it through

You say you won't accept my Visa

Or American Express

And the computer is suspicious

'Cause I've got no fixed address

Lady, that's a valid document

Check out the way I'm dressed

You know the way I'm feeling now

I'd take a lie-detector test

Paradise lost for a capital gain

Traded for a ticket on the gravy train

I can amortize the cost with a minimum of pain

But I need it for a write-off

Can't take another night off

You know I never carry change

I just charge it

Where do I sign?

Charge it

Show me the dotted line

Charge it

I don't have the time to waste

Charge it

Oh, don't mess around

Charge it

I've got to get downtown

'Cause I promised to deliver

To live up to the letter of the

Lord, I'm in a state of grace

(Yeah, baby, yeah)

Oh, oh

Well, I've enjoyed us doing business

But I really must confess

This pompous attitude

Just isn't calculated to impress

There's a driver in my car outside

Who's easily distressed

Lady, when he's through with you

He's gonna leave your face a mess

Paradise lost for a capital gain

Traded for a ticket on the gravy train

I can amortize the cost with a minimum of pain

But I need it for a write-off

Can't take another night off

You know I never carry change

I just charge It

Where do I sign?

Charge it

Show me the dotted line

Charge it

I don't have the time to waste

Charge it...

Oh, don't mess around

Charge it

I've got to get downtown

'Cause I promised to deliver

To live up to the letter of the

Lord, I'm in a state of grace

There's goes that, babe

It's an equal opportunity plan

Charge it

Where do I sign?

Charge it

Show me the dotted line

Charge it

I don't have the time to waste

Oh, don't mess around, babe

Don't mess around, babe

Charge it

Where do I sign?

Charge it

Show me the dotted line

I don't have the time to—

Charge it (What is that?)

Charge it (A blue one? I don't have a blue one)

Charge it (A red one? I don't have a red one)

Uh, just that gold one

I don't know if they come in platinum

Oh, babe

Charge it

Where do I sign?

Charge it (Maybe I can just make my mark)

Charge it (I don't know, do you read?)

Charge it (Are you literate, babe?)

Charge it (Are you numerate, babe?)

Charge it (Do you get laid, babe?)

Charge it

Charge it (I don't carry green, it's just)

Charge it (It makes such a bulge in the pocket)

(You like the suit?)

Charge it (No, no there's, there's)

Charge it (There's something in the piping in the back I wanted to have changed)

Charge it (But my Spanish tailor didn't fly in last week)

Charge it (You know him? He's called Manuel, but he always makes the pocket)

Charge it (So that if you put money in it it looks so ugly)

Charge it (Oh, cash, babe, who has cash anymore, babe?)

Charge it

Charge it

Charge it (Oh, fuck it, send for the manager)

Charge it (Oh, you can't be the manager)

Charge it (No, no)

Charge it (Are you kidding? Oh, there's a serious problem in personnel)