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Dads Don't Forget
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Dads Don't Forget was released on October 9, 2026 by Cooper Alan as a part of the album Dads Don't Forget - Single
ReleasedOctober 9, 2026
LabelCooper Alan
LanguageEnglish
BPM137
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy

Lyrics

Reverend Gatlin is an ethical man
The honorable father of Jennifer Anne and
Nothing in the world that he wouldn't do for his daughter
Then Jennifer Gatlin met a dick named Dan
He reckoned that Dan was a cheatin' man
He caught him one night and now he's in a hot pot of water
And as soon as Dan could talk again, he called the cops
Then plead his case to an ambulance chaser
His daddy's neighbor called in a favor
And that's what brings us here today
People of Putnam, y'all all rise
This one shouldn't take too much time
Today's the day the Reverend takes the stand
The baliff led him on through that door
Gave him the floor to adress the court
And he said to the jury, "You'd surely understand"
"Hell, I'm a man of God, no I ain't no liar"
And held his ass up to a brimstone fire
Showed him the light with a couple new shiners
"Took it too far, and I confess
"Gave that devil a lesson learned
"And that broke jaw, you know he earned it
"And made sure he heard my favorite sermon
"Jesus forgives, but daddies don't forget"
No, no! (No, no, no)
No, no! (No, no, no)
No, no! (No, no, no)
No, no!
Dan screamed out, "See, y'all, he did it
"No way that you can acquit it"
Jury had a different set of plans
Then the judge says, "Damn, I'd have done it too
"If it was my girl, Dan, you'd done it too"
And they were dancing 'round in their living rooms
When they played it later on the evening news
People of Putnam, y'all all rise
This one shouldn't take too much time
Today's the day the Reverend takes the stand
The baliff led him on through that door
Gave him the floor to adress the court
And he said to the jury, "You'd surely understand"
"Hell, I'm a man of God, no I ain't no liar"
And held his ass up to a brimstone fire
Showed him the light with a couple new shiners
"Took it too far, and I confess
"Gave that devil a lesson learned
"And that broke jaw, you know he earned it
"And made sure he heard my favorite sermon
"Jesus forgives, but daddies don't forget"
No, no! (No, no, no)
No, no! (No, no, no)
No, no! (No, no, no)
No, no!
"So y'all think he did it?"
"Well, yeah, he did it, but that dude sucks"
"Shit, I'd have done it too"
"Shit, me too"
The verdict is in
People of Putnam, y'all all rise
This one shouldn't take too much time
The foreman said the Reverend's a free man
He walked on out to that front door
Turned around and addressed the court
And he said, "I bet that's the last time we see Dan"
"Hell, I'm a man of God, no I ain't no liar"
And held his ass up to a brimstone fire
Showed him the light with a couple new shiners
"Took it too far, and I confess
"Gave that devil a lesson learned
"And that broke jaw, you know he earned it
"And made sure he heard my favorite sermon
"Jesus forgives, but daddies don't forget"
No, no! (No, no, no)
No, no! (No, no, no)
No, no! (No, no, no)
Jesus forgives, but daddies don't forget
No, no! (No, no, no)
No, no! (No, no, no)
No, no! (No, no, no)
No, no!
Written by: Cooper Alan, Jake Rose, Sam Bergeson

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