The Lazy Boy

The Lazy Boy (Jian) I have a life of pleasure I am submerged in armchair leisure I put my feet on the ottoman (All) Empire! (Jian) Here in a world of turmoil I have my comfort in control And the answer's reclining (All) It's obvious (Jian, w/others on harmony) Here I sit and here I say (the lazy boy!) "Hello to U.S.A. today!" (the lazy boy!) Dollywood and Billy Ray (the lazy boy!) A place to pass the time away (the lazy boy!) (Murray speaking) Lazy! (Jian) Here I keep tabs on Euro-stocks I have a stereo that rocks! And I take calls in the bathtub (All) It's cellular (Jian) There is a console to my right With reruns of Charlie's Angels every night I can't keep track of the blond one (All) The third one (Jian, w/others on harmony) Here I sit and here I say (the lazy boy!) "Hello to U.S.A. today!" (the lazy boy!) Dollywood and Billy Ray (the lazy boy!) A place to pass the time away (the lazy boy!) (Jian speaking, w/ others joining in slowly) At the end of the day it's the chair I trust The cushion is comfy and the works don't rust With a straight line of vision to my Elvis bust Watch the kingdom, eat the bread crust Fine all the time is the way I feel Cracking the code of the "Let's make a deal!" I can change my world 'cause my boy's on wheels Improve your lifestyle, you must get real! (Jian) I was a down and out Canuck Now I have put my faith in lazy luck Since they removed all the barriers (All) 49th parallel (Jian, w/others on harmony) Here I sit and here I say (the lazy boy!) "Hello to U.S.A. today!" (the lazy boy!) Dollywood and Billy Ray (the lazy boy!) A place to pass the time away (the lazy boy!) Here I sit and here I say (the lazy boy!) "Hello to U.S.A. today!" (the lazy boy!) Dollywood and Billy Ray (the lazy boy!) A place to pass the time away (the lazy boy!)