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Thing 1 Thing 2
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Past 7 Days
Thing 1 Thing 2 was discovered most frequently at around 5 seconds into the song during the past week

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I'm sitting there
And I'm listening
But I can't pay attention
'Cause I'm picturing us fucking
He's so good looking
I just wanna sit and watch him eat a cup of pudding
Okay creepy
What I mean to say is he's so sexy
Now I'm really freaking out
We're sitting on the couch
Dead animal staring at his mouth
I just wanna jump on the boy's bones
Get a little pump like a gym bro
Capital back and bis
Mr. Hazel Eyes
He's like six five
What the fuck
No he's six seven
Six seven
Kill me now like Inde in Obsession
He's Japanese, Portuguese
God bless the IUD
Wait
This motherfucker hit on me
Why am I going all geek
Stop talking
All of a sudden I hear knocking
Who the fuck could be here cockblocking
Couldn't have picked a better time to come flocking
I had to know
I turn the nob
It's President Joe to finish the job
Kidding it's Mr. Mystery
The only guy who ever ghosted me goes
Can we talk
My shit's rocked
It's so hot
Are you hot
I'm like not feeling good
Can't a girl enjoy singlehood
I say not now later
Man when I say I was a player
One over here with a grown ass beard
Absolutely dumb as a deer
I admit he's a ditz
But I wanna hit
One thumb maybe one fist
Woah too much
What don't judge
Like I'm fucking wrong for it
Like the whole time my eyes have been scoping out print
Have they been
Okay okay I'll get a grip 'cause yeah a bit
But now I'm all in my thoughts about how ex boy was the sauce
And everything I'd say he got
And he was also super hot
And Thing One is such a doll
But Thing Two just had it all
And I fear I only wanna fuck Thing One because he's tall
Okay
Where were we
Boy in the apartment
Right
Boy outside
Uh huh
Now I've gone dry
All tongue tied
No alibi
I feel obliged to apologize
He asks, Why Blythe
Like the boy Socrates
Because wasian Hercules
Another pup popped down for me
I didn't intend for you to see all that
Man I'm good at rap
I'm so fucking sick
My whole roster hits
But I have to admit guys
I still miss Thing Number Two
That dude quickest way to kill the mood
What do I do
Wabadaboo
I'm in love with you
Wait what
It's true
I'm in love with Thing Two
Aquarius Gemini compatibility pushing high
He's like a blue sky
Like McDonald's french fries
Like getting cocaine high and taking a shower
Am I right
Cocaine in the shower
What does that mean
Nevermind
I wanna know what he was gonna say
And I don't wanna wait another day
I'm done with the man on the couch
Now I gotta kick the man out
'Cause you've gone too long without making a move
Been waiting to groove
Been sitting here and listening to you bored like C major in four
We're not in four we're in six eight
And I'm kinda gay
Spidey sense is telling me it's, I think we should wait
Another date? I just wanna get laid
Uh, God
I don't wanna talk anymore
I had fun now hit the fucking door
I'll just take care of it myself I guess
He's also kinda gay I guess
You really made me get all dressed
I miss Thing Two again
Written by: Blythe Davis, Cooper Holzman

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