Mr Custer

(Shrieks and 'Red Indian sounds' in background) (That famous day in history) (The men of the 7th cavalry went riding on) (And from the rear a voice was heard) (A brave young man with a trembling word rang loud and clear) What am I doing here? Please Mr.Custer, I don't wanna go Eh, er, Mr.Custer? Please don't make me go I had a dream last night about the comin' fight Somebody yelled "Attack!" And there I stood with an arrow in my back Please Mr.Custer, I don't wanna go Oh-oh, oh. SPOKEN: Look at 'em bushes out there, they're movin' There's an Indian behind every one of 'em Er, um, Mr.Custer May I be excused for the rest of the afternoon, please? Wanna change my library book OY, WATCH OUT, DUCK YOUR HEAD! Oo-er, bit late on that one, son God, I bet that don't half hurt (They were sure of victory) (The men of the 7th Cavalry as they rolled on) (When from the rear a voice was heard) (That same great voice with a trembling word rang loud and clear) What am I doing here? Please Mr.Custer, I don't wanna go Er, listen, er, Mr.Custer? Please don't make me go There's a redskin waitin'out there, waitin' to cut my hair A coward I've been called But I don't wanna wind up dead or bald Please Mr.Custer, I don't wanna go Oo-errr, err-oo SPOKEN: Now, let's see, what's the Indian word for 'friend'? Oh yes, I know? manyarna, yeah that's it Oy, you lot out there 'Manyarna' (Arrow whizzes by) Ooo! Oooh! No, that ain't it Look at 'em out there Running around like a bunch of wild Indians Bunch of wild Indians! Ha-ha-ha-ha Now this is no time for joking (Sound of many arrows whizzing by) Oo? oh? oo? help! Mr Custer? Oh my God! (Fades)