Girl Talk

They like to chat about the dresses they will wear tonight

They chew the fat about the tresses and the neighbor's fight

Inconsequential things that men don't really care to know

Become essential things that women find so apropos

But that's a dame

They're all the same

It's just a game

They call it girl talk, girl talk

They all meow about the ups and downs of all their friends

The who, the how, the why, they dish the dirt, it never ends

The weaker sex, the speaker sex, we model males behold

But though we joke, we wouldn't trade you for a ton of gold

So baby stay and gab away

But hear me say

That after girl talk, talk to me

Inconsequential things that men don't really care to know

Become essential things that women find so apropos

But that's a dame

They're all the same

It's just a game

They call it girl talk, girl talk

The weaker sex, the speaker sex, we model males behold

But though we joke, we wouldn't trade you for a ton of gold

So baby stay and gab away

But hear me say

That after girl talk, talk to me

So after girl talk, talk to me