I wish I had one good reason why I should stay
How'd I get myself into this place?
I wish had qualities like sympathy
Fidelity, sobriety, incerity, humility
Instead I got lunacy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I wish I could fit myself in my pocket and tie myself to a rocket
And send myself to outer space, I wish I had a different face
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I wish I had one good reason why I should stay
How'd I get myself into this place?
I wish my life was a little less seedy
Why am I always so greedy?
Wish I looked just like Cheryl Tweedy
I know I never will, I know I never will
I wish my life was not so boring
Every weekend, four to the flooring
Don't get me started on Monday morning
Get with the other girl, get with the other girl
I wish I had one good reason why I should stay
How'd I get myself (how'd I get myself) into this place?
I wish I could apologise, be dignified
Wish I could look you in the eye and tell you that I never lied
And wish that I could stop the cries
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Don't wake me up today
Under my duvet's where I wanna stay
Don't wanna come out to play
Doesn't matter what you say anyway, anyway
I wish my life was a little less seedy
Why am I always so greedy?
Wish I looked just like Cheryl Tweedy
I know I never will, I know I never will
I wish my life was not so boring
Every weekend, four to the flooring
Don't get me started on Monday morning
Get with the other girl, get with the other girl
Oh, I wish I didn't smoke so many cigarettes
Another programme on antiques on the TV set
Wish I had blonde hair, wish I had green eyes
So many things about myself that I despise
(I wish my life was a little less seedy)
So many things about my life that I despise
(I wish my life was a little less seedy)
So many things that I despise
(I wish my life was a little less seedy)
So many things that I despise
