What About Me Then

What about me, then

Watching you twistin'

With other layabout

Instead of with me?

I know his girlfriend's

None too bright

But she's with me

So she's all right

Yeah, you talk about dozy

She's dim as can be

Some have it rosy, mate

But what about me?

What about me?

What about me?

It's all right for you, mate

But what about me?

What about me, then

When we were waltzin'?

Out comes this fella with his

One, two, and three

I'd've blackened his mince pies

Except that he was twice my size

His variation's lovely to see

Congratulations, mate, but what about me?

What about me?

What about me?

It's all right for you, mate

But what about me?

Woo

Woo!

What about me then

Walkin' you home then?

I'm sittin' here sufferin'

As bored as can be

The only time you're

By my side

Is when they play the

Ballet glide

It's better at your place

With you on my knee

But, if your dad's at home

Then what about me?

What about me?

What about me?

It's all right for you, mate

But what about me?

'Ere

What?

Have you seen a bloke in a striped shirt with a couple of choc ices?

Forget about him, doll

What about me?

Woo-oo-oo!