Copenhagen

Now, I learned how to dip Copenhagen snuff

Back when I was into, back when I was into rodeo

I used to be into rodeo, believe it or not

I had a, I had a rodeo career that lasted 15 seconds

That's, that's 5 bulls times 3 seconds apiece

But it was, it was a fun career

I don't know how many people have ever been on the back of a bull before

But it's kind of like, gettin' in your car

And drivin' down the freeway at 70 miles an hour

And then just chunkin' the steering wheel out the window

So after that was over, I just stuck with the Copenhagen part

Of being a cowboy and I've been using it

I've been using it now for fifteen years, and I never had any trouble

With worms or long relationships

Here we go

Now, I went out last Sunday with my little Mary Anne

She said please stay 'til Monday and she grabbed me by the can

She laid a big one on me, and surprised me with her tongue

But her surprise was waitin' there between my cheek and gum

Copenhagen, what a wad of flavor

Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile

Copenhagen, do yourself a favor chew

Copenhagen, drive them pretty girls wild

So, I went to the movies with my little Peggy Sue

I had my dip there in my lip just like I always do

She didn't know I was spittin' in my Coca-Cola cup

She took a great big swaller and then threw her popcorn up, whoa

Copenhagen, what a wad of flavor

Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile

Copenhagen, do yourself a favor chew

Copenhagen, drivin' pretty girls wild

The moral of this story is so very sad but true

If you stay to breakfast, friend, they'll wanna marry you

So try my little method and I promise you no doubt

Dip some Copenhagen if you wanna snuff 'em out

Copenhagen, what a wad of flavor

Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile

Copenhagen, do yourself a favor chew

Copenhagen, drivin' pretty girls wild

Copenhagen, drivin' pretty girls wild