I am really special 'cause there's only one of me
Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, other people are jealous of me
When I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song
It cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long
(Oh-oh-oh) I'm so happy, I can barely breathe
Puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kittens, baby teeth
Watch out all you mothers, I'm happy, it's hardcore
Happy as a coupon for a 20 dollar whore
Ha-ha-ha-ha
I'm really happy, I'm sugar coated me
Happy, good, anger, bad, that's my philosophy
I can't do this, man, I'm not happy
I am really special, 'cause there's only one of me
Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, other people are jealous of me
These are my lovehandles, and this is my spout
But if you tip me over, then mama said knock you out
I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave
Welcome to my happy world, now get your sh- and leave
I am happy, I am good, I am
I'm outta here
Screw you
