Waxies Dargle

Says your 'aul one to my 'aul one Will you come to the Waxie's Dargle? Your 'aul one to my 'aul one So I haven't got a farthing I went down to Monto town to see uncle McArdle He wouldn't give me half a crown to go to the Waxie's Dargle What will you have? (Have a pint) I'll have a pint with you, sir And if one of us doesn't order soon We'll get kicked out of the boozer Says my 'aul one to your 'aul one Will you come to the Galway races? Your 'aul one to my 'aul one For the price of me 'aul man's braces I went down to Capel Street to see the moneylender He wouldn't give me a couple o' bob for the 'aul man's red suspenders? What will you have? (Have a pint) I'll have a pint with you, sir And if one of us doesn't order soon We'll get kicked out of the boozer Says my 'aul one to your 'aul one We have no beef or mutton If we go down to Monto Town We might get a drink for nothing Here's a piece of good advice I got from the 'aul fishmonger If the food is scarce and you've seen a hearse You'll know you died of hunger What will you have? (Have a pint) I'll have a pint with you, sir And if one of us doesn't order soon We'll get kicked out of the boozer What will you have? (Have a pint) I'll have a pint with you, sir And if one of us doesn't order soon We'll get kicked out of the boozer Ya-da-da, da-dadadada Ya-da-dadada-da, ya