A little something, something

Lights, camera, action

One for the Gs, two to make 'em jump

Three for the hoes that be fiendin' for this ghetto funk

Got 'em fiendin' for the ghetto funk

Got 'em fiendin' for the ghetto funk

One for the Gs, two to make 'em jump

Three for the hoes that be fiendin' for the ghetto funk

Got 'em fiendin' for this ghetto funk

Got 'em fiendin' for this ghetto funk

Alize whipped up, cranked up, ooh-wee

Got two freaks in the jacuzzi

Wanna do me, me and my homie

I ain't trippin' on a motherfuckin' 'roni

Hit the club, start bumpin', jumpin'

Gat in my drawers and a **** still humpin'

On this ho, but a bitch can't feel the gat

T.R.U **** and you know we fully strapped

Hear the **** talk shit, put they lights out

Other words, X **** out like white-out

Roll through the town, mob with my **** deep

Don't give a fuck about those hoes or the police

Got a beep on my way to the telly

Stop and got some lobster and steak to feed the belly

Hit the liquor store, got to pick up some gin and juice

'Cause you know I got to have my eighty proof

Dank smoke comin' out the window

Hit the sideshow busted a **** in the Pinto

Ain't nothin' but a motherfuckin' gangsta party (What?)

It ain't nothin' but a motherfuckin' gangsta party

One for the Gs, two to make 'em jump

Three for the hoes that be fiendin' for this ghetto funk

Got 'em fiendin' for this ghetto funk

Got 'em fiendin' for the ghetto funk

Hotel, motel, Holiday Inn

I'm 'bout to fuck me a girl, but I'ma fuck her friend

Now, um, you know what you came to do, I be T.R.U., baby

Don't believe the hype, you know it ain't about me and you

Now if you down with O.P.P., yeah, you know me

It ain't no fun if my homies can't have none

Now we share skirts like air, frankly, I don't care

I hits and run and then I'm up outta there

Now, um, baby, lately you can't get with me

If we don't love them hoes it's all all about my business

Now I really don't care what you like and what you don't

'Cause, um, only think I'm tryna do is get you drunk

Now I'm a diver, but I don't skinny dip, now picture this

A skinny **** between the hips and I'm about to dip

Off in the traffic smilin' and laughin'

I met that, I had that, we did that, I done that

One for the Gs, two to make 'em jump

Three for the hoes that be fiendin' for this ghetto funk

I got 'em fiendin' for this ghetto funk

I got 'em fiendin' for this ghetto funk

Bouncin' to the party, I just got paid

I'm looking for the finest ho so I can get laid

I done see more ass than any gynecologist

Smooth like a prism, got my B.A. and my master's in this playerism

No more then five minutes, a chocolate bunny

Now I though she was a fiend 'cause she wants to suck my dick with honey

Well, baby, let's discuss this

My name is Big Ed and a **** get more dick than Butkus

See, I'm throwin' down more pipe than a plumber

Big Ed, I'm like a monsoon 'cause a **** hit like thunder

And I got 'em creamin' like a Twinkie

I'm a bad man, ask your girl and her best friend

I like to bend 'em, and then I slide on in

So if you're down with foreplay, give me a signal

See, I'm true to the game

I hit your sister, your mama, your daughter, to me it's the same (It's all the same)

One for the Gs, two to make 'em jump (It's all the same)

Three for the hoes that be fiendin' for this ghetto funk

Got 'em fiendin' for this ghetto funk

Got 'em fiendin' for this ghetto funk

One for the Gs, two to make 'em jump

Three for the hoes that be fiendin' for this ghetto funk

Got 'em fiendin' for this ghetto funk

Got 'em fiendin' for this ghetto funk