The Boy Who Wanted a Heroine

The boy who wanted a heroine

Said "women will do anything

Like ask you what you're thinking

Or become a Siamese twin"

You can call them at three in the morning

They might say something of interest

But if one were to ring my doorbell now

I wouldn't let her in

Mary won't get me high

Stockings won't get me high

Kisses won't get me higher than

The boy who wanted a heroine

Said "every time I wanted one

I put her on her pedestal

Till she lost all her charm"

Oh, Lulu won't get me high

Velvet doesn't get me high

Summer won't get me higher than

Can't hear what they're saying

When memory comes down

Comes down

The boy who wanted a heroine

Said "I only want a little one

I could keep her in my pocket

So she wouldn't get too far"

Oh, Lulu won't get me high

Velvet doesn't get me high

Mary won't get me higher than

Summer won't get me higher than

Mary won't get me higher than