KJ Five Two

Ladies an' gentlemen Now put your hands together for KJ-fifty two Uh, actually it's five two Oh, I'm sorry I meant KJ-90210 No it's KJ-52 Oh, excuse me, excuse me KJ-U571 No your not hearin' me it's five two, five two Oh, I mean KJ-AK47 No man just pay attention man My name is KJ aka KJ five two My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you My name is KJ aka KJ five two My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you My name is KJ, five two, brown hair eyes of blue 20 lbs. cockin' in at six foot two You can catch me watchin' Veggie Tales sippin' Mountain Dew Spendin' too much money at the mall and Gadzooks Now I'm rollin' through McDonald's I'm gettin' a number two But I know they gonna act rude and mess up my food Here's your cheeseburger and plus your coke too Ha, ha thanks a lot but where's my fries at fool? I tried to grow a mullet way back in high school I was like, "Now everybody gonna think that I'm cool And the girls are gonna say I'm cuter than Tom Cruise" But instead they laugh at me like the Sponge Bob dude Lookin' back I don't know just how I made it through But you live and learn, that just what you go through 'Cause nowadays kids be like "KJ rocks dude" My name is KJ aka KJ five two (Everybody stay tuned) My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you My name is KJ aka KJ five two My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you My name is KJ five two Now ya'll be messin' up my name It's not fifty two it don't stand for King James I waited too long now so let me explain John 6: 9 let me break it down plain Five loaves two fishes is what a boy gave So I took what I had and I just did the same Put it all in his hands and I just walked away I said, "Lord, it's all Yours You can have the whole thing" I know what I bring it might sound a little strange But I'm not in it just for this money or the fame Feel just the same ain't nothin' ever changed I still drive a mini van and naw I ain't ashamed Sippin' Lipton Iced Tea dippin' switchin' lanes Like an insane soccer mom about to hit the game Yellin' at the lame drivers sayin', "Get out of the way" My name is KJ aka KJ five two (Ya'll know the name) My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you My name is KJ aka KJ five two My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you My name is KJ five two My name is KJ aka KJ five two My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you My name is KJ aka KJ five two My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you My name is KJ aka KJ five two My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you My name is KJ aka KJ five two My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you My name is KJ five two