Merry Muthafuckin' Xmas

Come on over, honey And give your uncle Dolemite a kiss Well, what you want, baby? Would you tell me a story? You want me to tell you a story? Hell yeah! Me too! Yes honey, I'mma tell you a story About the badass Eazy-E He was drinking whisky and gin at the age of three Listen and listen well He's a bad motherfu- Gimmie that god damn book! Here, let me read you this one Christmas in Compton It was a silent night, yes, a holy night Until Mr. Claus turned into Santa motherfuckin' Wright? Deck the halls with balls of holly Fa la la la la la la la la Tis the season to be jolly... Merry Chrismas, motherfucker! Merry motherfuckin' Chrismas and a ho ho ho! While I'm riding that cot under the missle toe Now dashing through the snow In a candy red top 6-4 (hittin' them switches) Over the hills I go Laughing at this whore Nuts on rich and ring Making me feel right Oh what fun it is to know That I'm gonna get this pussy tonight So ring them bells, ring them bells She's taking it all the way Oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way, hey Ring them bells, ring them bells She's taking it all the way Oh what fun it is to nut while she's sucking my dick Oh yay! Tis the season to get bitten Compton crime lick And I'm smoking on this shit Ho ho ho come sit on my face I mean, lap, and tell me what you want for Christmas Ho ho I want a sleigh ride A Christmas Eve stick of rum She said I slide down the chimney and I'm gonna cum A VCR on the set with nothing but porno flicks Get some Rudolph the red nose rein. Getcha that gum like a everlastin' gobstoper??? poppa I dig a ho Crack a dough By the nuts oh I want to be having a good time fuckin' in tha snow I made him drop to his knees Yeah you know whats up I said here's some candy canes eat'em up I send him down, they jumping down, swinging by my toes Send me some cheese, I want the candy cream and the loot I want Santa to send me a little jack horny guy I want him to shake me?? So all on the hunt, bon appetit And a condom in a tree All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth My two front teeth, my two front teeth All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth Yo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat Buck wheat is a waskal That's no Chrismas And all the toys, boys and girls Fuck ya wishes I not happy, overjoyed in this motherfucker No indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka No shit on the roof, cough up Rudolph's nuts When I was young I was the only kid Who had enough guts to be Good ole hearing on the East I'd stay awake just to let America know That Santa was a fake I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive But all the fucking bullshit got played when I was five Years old, just stay young, bold writing Singing "Silent Night", caroling, reciting Now all I want for Christmas is my indo wreath I got my two front teeth Uncle Eazy be the jeezy and Just spread me a leaf Little kids, don't cry When you find out the Santa Claus is just a fucking lie On the third day of Christmas, my homeboys gave to me Three pounds of indo Two birds of cocaine And a A motherfuckin' K, bitch Eazy-E, oh, Eazy-E Show us how you treat those bitches I saw mommy fucking Eazy Claus Close the door, little bitch I'm getting these draws I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop I don't give a fuck I'm getting Christmas cot Ho ho ho and away I go Oh Saint Nick's got a dick like a pole Well where's our shit? This motherfucker's cheap Shut the fuck up, bitches And go back to sleep Yo black, what you want for Christmas? (Yo black, I want a job) For my Christmas, all the fucked up people Want some corn-on-the-cob A Jew will eat some matzoh ball soup, but a nigger'll eat some Chitlins, watermelon, corn bread and some Fruit Loops Now who's caroling in my window Smokin' up indo Mechalecha hi, make a high note Get out my fucking yard with your camel You wanna get busy and Santa like a. I am a rhymer The FN clan will make shit slam, it's Christmas time The Simple Simon Christmas make me jam jam jam Yo black, what you want for Christmas? Yo black, I want some cash So I can buy some indo, chronic and some hash Yo, here comes the Atban Klan rough and rugged A rump pa bum bum A rump pa bum bum Merry Motherfuckin' Chrismas Merry Motherfuckin' Chrismas Merry Motherfuckin' Chrismas And have a fucked up new year You Bitch!! And they all went to prison And lived fucked up lives ever after The End