Music Video
Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Rodney Carrington
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Rodney Carrington
Composer
Mark Gross
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Rodney Carrington
Producer
Steve Lowery
Engineer
Kevin Moore
Engineer
Jeff Jones
Mixing Engineer
Denny Purcell
Mastering Engineer
Lyrics
If you play your cards wrong
You can take me home tonight
You've got all the makings
Of my future ex-wife
I've got 3 bucks
My credit sucks
And my future don't look to bright
If you play your cards wrong
You can take me home tonight
Some call me a loser
And a lazy no good slob
I've lost my house
I've got no car
I cant keep a job
But i've got a big heart
And another part
Take me home, you'll understand
Because my genitalia looks like a pringles can
If you play your cards wrong
You can take me home tonight
When i pull my pants down
Hey you won't believe i'm white
It's been said that i'm Mr. Ed
But don't worry, I won't bite
If you play your cards wrong
You can take me home tonight
Some call me dishonest
And they say i'm just lyin'
But i peed next to ol' John Holmes and
He started cryin'
On a sunny day i've got it made
Get under my wiener if you need shade
If you play your cards wrong
You can take me home tonight
Writer(s): Rodney Carrington, Mark Gross
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