Grown Man

You got a grown man for a boyfriend

So you better treat him just like a baby

Yeah, he's a saint on Sunday, he's a bum on Monday

Rest of the week he's just crazy

He's unpredictable, like an animal

Proud as an eagle, big and strong like a bear

Yeah, he's a snake and a frog, he's a pig and a dog

There's a menagerie that's living in there

You'll be his princess, forever after, yes

If you keep acting like you're always sixteen

He is the king, ruling the kingdom's his thing

Just remember his mother is queen

Don't you forget it

Sometimes he fools around when he goes out of town

But sooner than later he's bound to get caught

Yeah, he loves coming home, but then he has to roam

Mister Ambivalence, the guy that you've got

He's got some problems, no, you can't solve 'em

He's got some goblins that he can't exorcise

Mostly he wants to cry, he's afraid to die

But he's living life like it's a booby prize

Don't you forget it

He wishes he were young, a little better hung

And he's paranoid you feel that way too

So reassure him, you'll never cure him

But he still needs his daily dose of you

So don't forget it

You got a grown man for a boyfriend

So you better treat him just like a baby

Yeah, he's a saint on Sunday, he's a bum on Monday

Rest of the week he's asleep on Sunday

He's a beast on Monday

Rest of the week he's blue on Sunday

And he's manic on Monday

Rest of the week he's just crazy