Play a Simple Melody

-singer 1-

Won't you play some simple melody?

Like my mother sang to me

One with a good old fashioned harmony

Play some simple melody

-singer 2-

Musical demons set my honey a-screeming

Won't you play me some rag?

Just change that classical nag

To some sweet musical drag

Won't you play from a copy, of a tune that is choppy

You'll get all my applause, simply because

I wanna' listen to rag