Well, Did You Evah

I have heard among this clan You are called the forgotten man Is that what they're saying? Well did you evah! What a swell party this is And have you heard the story of a boy, a girl, Unrequited love? Sounds like your soap opera I may cry Tune in tomorrow What a swell party this is What frails What frocks What broads What pearls What rocks They're bootiful I've never seen such gaiety Neither have I It's all just too, too risqué really This French champagne Domestic So good for the brain That's what I was gonna say You know you're a brilliant fellow? Why thank you Pick it up, Jack Oh please don't eat that glass, my friend Have you heard about dear Blanche? Got run down by an avalanche No! Oh, don't worry, she's a game girl you know Got up and finished 4th The kid's got guts Havin' a nice time? Grab a line Have you heard that Mimsy Star Oh, what now? She got pinched in the Astor Bar Slushed again, ey? She was stoned Well did you evah Nevah What a swell party this is Hey check out that ass! Aah, that's a lovely dress, Do you think I could talk her out of it? It's great Ah, it's great So grand So grand This wo-o-nderland La la Ladada We sing Oh we sing So rare So rare Like old camembert Old camembert Like ba, ba rum Ba ba ba bum Don't dig that kind of crooning, chum Have you heard, it's in the stars Next July we collide with Mars Well did you evah What a swell party A swell party A swellegant, elegant party this is I drink to your health Naah, let's drink to your wealth You're my bon ami Hey, that's French Liberty Fraternity Have you heard, it's in the stars Next July we collide with Mars Well did you evah What a swell party A swell party A swellegant, elegant party this is