Handsome Man

Hello, did you miss me? I know, I'm hard to resist Y'all can come and help me Pick the sweet corn out of this It's hard to be humble When you're so fuckin' big Did you ever meet a sexier Male chauvinist pig? I'm gonna milk you 'til I turn it into cheese Tear your bitten arms and know it Please, come take a piece of me, ohh If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya If you don't see me I don't exist It's nice to meet you Now let me go and wash my hands 'Cause you just met The world's most handsome man The world's most handsome man Y'all know, who I am? I'm still the boy next door That's if you're Lord Litchfield and I'm Roger Moore Have I gone up in the world Or has the world gone down on me? I'm the one who put the Brits in celebrity Give in and love it What's the point in hating me You can't argue with popularity We could, but you'd be wrong, ohh If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya If you don't need me I don't exist You voted for me Now let me see a show of hands Here before you stands Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph Though it's not for me? Clip and grin, shake and frame, name and shame Then I'm outta here It's not very complicated I'm just young and overrated, ooo Please don't drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya If you don't see me I don't exist It's nice to meet you Now let me go and wash my hands Here before you stands Please, don't drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya If you don't need me I don't exist It's nice to meet you Now let me see a show of hands 'Cause you just met The world's most handsome man The world's most handsome man The world's most handsome man The world's most handsome man