And now, our feature presentation

The year is 2010 A.D. or 0010 O.A. Ordo ab Chaos, meaning order out of chaos. The United Governments of the world, the brainchild of the New World Order, have been born 10 years ago. Under the illuminated global constitution, private property is illegal, the family unit is illegal, religion is illegal, freedom is illegal. A small band of freedom fighters known as the Resistance is to lead a guerrilla force. Mission code named Rassassination

This is Chris Hitler reporting live from the world capital Washington D.C. for the 10 year anniversary of the New World Order. The Emperor George Washington Lucifer is about to speak. This is a level 33 clearance, so remember no dogs or **** allowed

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Access granted

This is Alpha 7, I'm in position. Copy

Yo, this is 9. I'm in position. Clear for shot. Clear for shot

That is a negative. Hold your position. We have a green light. I repeat, a green light. Fire at will. Fire at will. Alpha, take your fucking shot

Affirmative, we have killings, a fuckin done deal