Good Vibrations

Ladies follow me now

Damn, my-my battery's low?

Shit

See I don't fuss and fight, if he ain't actin' right

I just tell him to (Say hello to my little friend)

And I don't bust a sweat, if he ain't home yet

You better tell him to (Say hello to my little friend)

See I don't give a fuck, if he packin' stuff

Just let him go and say (Say hello to my little friend)

See I'ma be a'ight, on them lonely nights

You don't believe me say (Say hello to my little friend)

Now ladies, listen closely to the shit I'm 'bout to share with you

See I'ma show you what it take to get the perfect screw

Since ain't nobody speakin' on it, I'ma be the first to say it

And let these **** know, they sex is highly overrated

I ain't never been the type to sit and wait on some ****

Especially when I know I can make me cum quicker

Nah, I ain't really interested in how much you packin'

'Cause I got somethin' that can guarantee me satisfaction

And see my tactics safer than usin' some prophylactic

Safer than usin' any other code of action, really though

Don't get it twisted, tryna think I'm on some dyke shit

The right dick can turn me on faster than a light switch

Guess I got a fascination when it comes to masturbation

Nothin' like the sensation, penetratin', got me shakin'

Now I caught the Midas touch, give me the slightest rush

Somethin' about it makes me blush, the only one I trust

See I don't fuss and fight, if he ain't actin' right

I just tell him to (Say hello to my little friend)

And I don't bust a sweat, if he ain't home yet

You better tell him to (Say hello to my little friend)

See I don't give a fuck, if he packin' stuff

Just let him go and say (Say hello to my little friend)

See I'ma be a'ight, on them lonely nights

You don't believe me say (Say hello to my little friend)

Now here's somethin' women do that I just can't see to fathom

Now why the fuck we walkin' 'round fakin' orgasms?

Ain't nobody speakin' on it, I'ma be the first to say it

And let these **** know they sex is highly overrated

I ain't never been the type to waste my time with amateurs

Cause ain't nothin' worser than a **** with no stamina

And then got the nerve to go and run and tell your home boys

Well, did you tell them I had to cum off my own toys?

Know a lotta **** gon' get mad and say I'm male-bashin'

And yeah, I know, they probably hate this song with a passion

Instead of attitudes, she'll be showin' gratitude

Tryna show you little dudes a avenue you never knew

A lotta ladies walk around frustrated sexually

When it comes to fixin' they don't know how easy that could be

Follow my instructions carefully, I promise you for surely

Guarantee to make you come faster than a speedin' bullet now

See I don't fuss and fight, if he ain't actin' right

I just tell him to (Say hello to my little friend)

And I don't bust a sweat, if he ain't home yet

You better tell him to (Say hello to my little friend)

See I don't give a fuck, if he packin' stuff

Just let him go and say (Say hello to my little friend)

See I'ma be a'ight, on them lonely nights

You don't believe me say (Say hello to my little friend)

Say hello to my little friend

Say hello to my little friend

Say hello to my little friend

Say hello to my little friend