The First Lady of Rock

Let me tell you the story of a girl All she ever wanted was to rock the world She asked for a guitar for birthday #9 They thought an acoustic would be just fine She said, "No, no, no - I want a B.C. Rich Maybe a Warlock, maybe a Bich" Mommy said to Daddy, " Did you hear what she said? She said, 'I like Black Sabbath and Motorhead'" Oh yeah - What's a girl to do? I've been wishing on a star - let my dreams come true Sorry, Mom and Dad - this might come as a shock (Standing at the door - gonna knock knock knock) I just want to be the First Lady of Rock The sign on the clubhouse said No Girls Allowed She wanted to knock but she was too proud So she went back home and practiced in her room In front of the mirror by the light of the moon She said, "I tried to be quiet - I really did I studied hard - I was a good kid But there's something in my bones, something in my soul Makes me crank the distortion just as loud as it'll go" She said, "I'm not after glory, I'm not after fame You might not ever know my name I'm no rock giant, if you know what I mean I'm 5'6", I weigh 114 I'll play in the streets, I'll play in the bars Out on the highways and under the stars Dreaming the dream I had as a girl When all I ever wanted was to rock the world"