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Music Video
Music Video
Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Afroman
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Afroman
Composer
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
If you know this song, help me sing it, you know what I'm saying?
If you don't know this song, keep smoking, keep drinking
You just might like it
[Verse 2]
Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags, baby, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark and smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn, we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
[Verse 3]
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell, flying through Palmdale, skating on Dayton rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet marijuana will, baby
[Verse 4]
Well, it was just sundown in small white town
They call it East Side Palmdale
When the Afroman walked through the white land
Houses went up for sale
Well, I was standing on the corner selling rap CD's
When I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my Caddy 'cause I didn't know here daddy
Was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
[Verse 5]
We fucked on the bed, fucked on the floor
Fucked so long I grew a fucking afro
Then we fucked to the left, fucked to the right
She sucked my dick till the shit turned white
I thought to myself, Sheeba Sheeba, got my ass looking like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
Till her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
So I ran, I jumped out the back window
But her daddy he was waiting with a two by four
Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right
Motherfucker whooped my ass all night
I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad
That's the best damn pussy I ever had
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time
[Verse 6]
Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags, baby, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark and smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn, we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
[Verse 7]
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell, flying through Palmdale, skating on Dayton rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet marijuana will, baby
[Verse 8]
I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but damn, she looked good
I took her to my house 'cause she was fine
But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan, she never made love with an African
I fucked her once, I fucked her twice
'Cause I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice
[Verse 9]
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a bit butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
You know I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she say, aye
Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
I met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky
She said I'd fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
[Verse 10]
Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags, baby, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark and smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn, we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
[Verse 11]
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell, flying through Palmdale, skating on Dayton rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet marijuana will, baby
[Verse 12]
I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with Hennessy
That country music drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said, yes, Miss Daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma, put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, can't wait till I fuck that bitch again
[Verse 13]
Met a real black girl down in South Carolina
Fucked her till she turned into a white albino
Fucked this hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man, I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy ho, she just ran across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married, I can't afford it
I know I'm a cry when she get deported
[Verse 14]
Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags, baby, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark and smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn, we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
[Verse 15]
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell, flying through Palmdale, skating on Dayton rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet marijuana will, baby
[Verse 16]
When I say afro, you say man, afro (Man) afro (Man)
When I say afro, you say man, afro (Man) afro (Man)
When I say smoke some, you say weed
Smoke some (Weed) smoke some (Weed)
When I say smoke some, you say weed
Smoke some (Weed) smoke some (Weed)
[Verse 17]
Ah yeah, I see ya, I see ya
You did your homework, you lack the lines
But I also keep working
And I put together a few new poems
[Verse 18]
I lie to a hoe in Tokyo, my dick grew long like Pinocchio
I took her money, I told her the truth
Me, her money and my big went poof
Reappear in Toronto, rode that big old ass like Tonto
Anal sex in Moscow, I stuck it in her ass and she said, ow
Donna from Honolulu said, Afroman, I wanna screw you
Stuck my dick in her guts, busted to big coconuts
Flew my ex-wife to Baru
I jumped back on the plane and said, go 'head, shoot
I got a blowjob in Brazil, I gave her a Joseph Foreman grill
[Verse 19]
Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags, baby, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark and smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn, we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
[Verse 20]
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell, flying through Palmdale, skating on Dayton rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet marijuana will, baby
Written by: Afroman
