I'm Not Ready for Christmas

Another summer's gone Don't know where it went I can't believe It's that time of year again Winter's closing in Some kinda messed up time The calendar begins its race to December 25 I'm not ready for Christmas Don't need a gift list Don't give a shit How many shopping days are Left this holiday season Give me one reason I should believe it's ever gonna change and Why should i be merry When every January I come back so very broken hearted I'm not ready for Christmas I think i'll skip this one and Santa i will see you next year Got my blue jeans on No need for red and green Go rock your light up hat I'm not tryna make a scene It just occurs to me The Grinch was not so mean He had a point or two I think he'dve liked me I'm not ready for Christmas Not gonna listen Don't even ask me cuz i'm telling you I'm not unpacking my tinsel Putting up mistletoe This year i'm gonna kiss it goodbye And i don't wanna tree or Any company it's Never how i dream it white or otherwise I'm not ready for Christmas Won't even miss this yuletide Peace on earth I'll see you next time I'm done with wrapping boxes Buying things that no one wanted Trying on my own to save the day While dad plays cards and bro reads verses Mom's in tears between the curses I need a freaking holiday I'm not ready for Christmas Don't need a gift list Give me your stockings And i'll stuff em for ya I'm not ready for sleigh bells 2 months of carols Playing from galway bay to California And i'm not making nog Or dressin up the dogs You can keep your yule log I'm still burned out I'm not ready for Christmas I think i'll sit this out And maybe i will see you next year