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Intro
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Comedy
Intro was released on August 30, 2005 by Jack Records as a part of the album Take It Like a Man
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Release DateAugust 30, 2005
LabelJack Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM86

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Lisa Lampanelli
Lisa Lampanelli
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Lisa Lampanelli
Lisa Lampanelli
Executive Producer
David Glasser
David Glasser
Mastering Engineer
J.P. Williams
J.P. Williams
Producer
Maggie Houlehan
Maggie Houlehan
Producer
Peter Strickland
Peter Strickland
Producer
Peter Yianilos
Peter Yianilos
Recording Engineer

Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome comedy's
Lovable queen of mean, Miss Lisa Lapenelli!
Yayyy! Clap for the faggiest voice in the country! What the fuck
Was that? Oh my gosh! Clap for him, come on, he takes it in the
Ass folks. He deserves applause, you know? Oh my god, look at this
Hector! And then a black guy and the bald-headed bastard, oh my god!
Looking at this head it reminds me to go home and clean my dildo
That's not true, mine's black. Anyway, oh that's right bitches
You know me, I bang a lot of black guys, that's my thing. That's
Right, son. Yeah, son. It ain't by choice, I just haven't lost enough
Weight to get a white guy to fuck me, that's the problem. You white
Devils with your skinny bitches, I gotta put up with that? 'Cause
Black guys enjoy the pa-dunk-a-dunk, son. Isn't that right? Even
Though you're kind of a white-black guy, like, you know, a Bill
Cosby black. You know, a black guy with white features like a job
And a cell phone. But black guys are cool! They do like a big ass
My black boyfriend says the bigger the cushion, the sweeter of a
Pushin'. Bull! He just wants to have something to hide behind when
The cops start shootin'. 'Cause once
You go black, the cops will attack
Written by: Lisa Lampanelli
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