A Flapper's Diary

Woke up this morning Knowing the postman came No letter for me, instead I'm feeling stupid It seems that people who are walking all along my way They just only want want want they want my money So I jump in my suit to across the street To buy some matches, they want a dollar 15 But when I look to the restroom Said "couldn't believe what I've seen" A cheap and stinky place but they want money for to pee 'Cause everybody wants the money The money is what they want Some dublin cheese and chips and bags of lolly They want your money in their account So my trouble went coming When I went to the bank To draw up some money at the ATM But then I look in my account There was nothing that I found Because when it comes to pay pay pay They say "sorry honey later" Put it on later, fuming on my knees So I took to the pawnshop, all my jewelry At least they gave me some cash (cash) Which I put in my wallet But when I wanted to go on home, my wallet, it was gone 'Cause everybody wants some money The money is what they want Some dublin cheese and chips and bags of lolly They want your money in their Oh, everybody wants the money The money is what they want Some dublin cheese and chips and bags of lolly They want your money in their account In my dreams, I'm a queen Livin' in a villa on the seaside Buy five cars, a lot of dollars But, everybody wants the money The money is what they want Some dublin cheese and chips and bags of lolly They want your money in their Oh, everybody wants the money The cash is what they want Some dublin cheese and chips and bags of cheese and cheddar And jack and bazooma and zeep president and everything